My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Being here allows me to make the case that not all aging, narcissistic movie actors whose children could be mistaken for their grandchildren necessarily act with the same motivation.

When you mutilate movies for mass media, you tamper with the hearts and minds of America.

To say that people would cease to come to California if they would have to pay more taxes is to underestimate the advantages of being in California - mightily.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich.

Basically the tax reform ideas are to clean up the tax system and to eliminate the loopholes that only very few make use of, to eliminate the possibility of people making millions of dollars every year and not paying any tax at all through oil depletion allowances and things like that.