Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich.

Women are a problem, but if you haven't already guessed, they are the kind of problem I enjoy wrestling with.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

I was friends with President Ronald Reagan and he once said to me, 'I don't know how anybody can serve in public office without being an actor.

Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that's what's happening. They either go, or they don't go. It's all politics. It's all demographics.

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.