In a way, I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I'd rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards.

And then the conditions of safety - or lack of safety - for teachers in public schools, and the disparity between public schools and private schools is shameful.

The Golden Globes are fun. The Oscars are Business.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Government is not show business.

When you mutilate movies for mass media, you tamper with the hearts and minds of America.

Arnold has had his spokesman call me a crackpot. That was a mistake.