In a way, I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I'd rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards.

Those people upstairs think that Karl Marx was somebody who wrote a good anti-trust law.

The highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

That's all gone, now, the old, Hollywood.

Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.

I grew up in this Southern Baptist atmosphere, and my mother and father were both, I guess you would say, academics. They were both teachers.

Movies are fun, but they're not a cure for cancer.