I know that Congress will do the right thing.

Every company that has an economist working for him has one employee too many.

When the brothel burns down, even the pretty girls have to run out.

Diversification is a protection against ignorance. It makes very little sense for those who know what they're doing.

I have this complicated procedure I go through every morning, which is to look in the mirror and decide what I'm going to do. And I feel at that point, everybody's had their say.

The latter qualification brings to mind a fellow who applied for a job and stated he had twenty years of experience-which was corrected by a former employer to read "one year's experience-twenty times.

What's hot today isn't likely to be hot tomorrow. The stock market reverts to fundamental returns over the long run. Don't follow the herd.