If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it

Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists.

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

Stephen King says that if you forget an idea, then it can't have been any good. He means he, not you. You are not Stephen King. Do not attempt to emulate Stephen King at home.

By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.