Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.

Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

Stephen King says that if you forget an idea, then it can't have been any good. He means he, not you. You are not Stephen King. Do not attempt to emulate Stephen King at home.

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