I don't learn so good, no matter how good the teacher is.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

Maybe you simply criticized someone you hardly knew. You ruined part of their life. For them, part of your life, too.

I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.