My memory is not even what most peoples is, much less what it oughta be for a discussion like this.

Yeah, I don't like, um, I'm not interested in rock 'n' roll piano. I find it a little grating.

I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.

Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

I like wherever I am. That's my big secret.

Everywhere I go, I have my little Steinberger, and I like it very well.