I'd like to go back to Paris someday and visit the Lourve museum, get a good running start, and hurl myself at the wall.

I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.

Enjoy every sandwich.

It's hard to find a girl with a heart of gold, when you're living in a four letter world.

Yeah, I don't like, um, I'm not interested in rock 'n' roll piano. I find it a little grating.

I have no guitar technique.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.