I went to law school and took a law degree, and counseled all my clients to plead insanity.

I missed jazz, kind of. And by the time I came to it in life, it was too intimidating to enjoy thoroughly.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

I don't learn so good, no matter how good the teacher is.

Everywhere I go, I have my little Steinberger, and I like it very well.

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again.

I don't get depressed and I don't get bored.