I went to law school and took a law degree, and counseled all my clients to plead insanity.

I went to law school and took a law degree, and counseled all my clients to plead insanity.

Can't you just imagine digging up the King, begging him to sing about those heavenly mansions Jesus mentioned.

I have no guitar technique.

I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.

I missed jazz, kind of. And by the time I came to it in life, it was too intimidating to enjoy thoroughly.

I lay my head on the railroad track, waitin' on the Double E. But the train don't run by here no more, poor, poor, pitiful me.