Can't you just imagine digging up the King, begging him to sing about those heavenly mansions Jesus mentioned.

Regrets are so far from reality.

I might have made a tactical error not going to a physician for 20 years. It was one of those phobias that didn't pay off.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

To me, the message of my songs, of all songs, is "enjoy life." My message as a person who evidently doens't have much more planned is the same. It's the only message I ever thought art had any business having.

Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this.

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.