you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example. We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer. The adult camp is a lot of fun.
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.
I became a clown when these docs came to the house in Berkeley and asked me to come cheer up kids. I'd just had my third spinal fusion and I was looking for something to take my mind off the pain I was in.