Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases and handed them out to the crowd at the Kemper Arena. 'Nobody keeps campaign promises.' 'Nobody lowers your taxes.' 'Nobody should have that much power.' 'Nobody is in Washington working for you.'

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

Anywhere I hang my heart is home... it's just the closet that keeps moving.

What a rush it was to plunge into the bin of official decision and cast a ballot in favor of FUN.

There are no mistakes and it's never boring on the edge of imagination, which is only pure spirit having a bit of fun.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.