Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

I always say, dare to struggle, dare to grin

I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases and handed them out to the crowd at the Kemper Arena. 'Nobody keeps campaign promises.' 'Nobody lowers your taxes.' 'Nobody should have that much power.' 'Nobody is in Washington working for you.'

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

There are no mistakes and it's never boring on the edge of imagination, which is only pure spirit having a bit of fun.