Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases and handed them out to the crowd at the Kemper Arena. 'Nobody keeps campaign promises.' 'Nobody lowers your taxes.' 'Nobody should have that much power.' 'Nobody is in Washington working for you.'

I'm related to the portrait painter George Romney.

Anywhere I hang my heart is home... it's just the closet that keeps moving.