I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.
I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!
And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!
Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees.
If you label me, you negate me?