If they make the deadline because the Shiites and Kurds essentially rammed a draft through over Sunni Arab objections, there will be hell to pay.

But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.

All I do is work, that's all my life is work.

I hate people who act too cool for school. Just own up to it, dude.

Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.

When I commit to working with an artist, I give them as much respect as I would like and if I'm not going to commit that way, then I don't want to work with you.

No matter how much I'm on and people are loving me, there's always some like, and it's usually a woman too, in the audience rolling her eyes, "Oh Wayne, you're embarrassing yourself." There's always someone like that.