Bloody men are like bloody buses - you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop two or three others appear.
Wendy CopeI've said what I'm prepared to say in my poems, and then journalists think that you're going to tell them a whole lot more.
Wendy CopeI have a theory that if you've got the kind of parents who want to send you to boarding school, you're probably better off at boarding school.
Wendy Cope