If everyone waited to do something good until they had purely unselfish motivations, no good would ever get done in the world. The point is to do it anyway.

Everyone thinks I named my cat Mango because of his orange eyes, but that's not the case. I named him Mango because the sounds of his purrs and his wheezes and his meows are all various shades of yellow-orange.

How can you, of all people, say everything will be alright?" He has a point. I consider my answer. "Well, it's better than saying 'Keep on crying, I'm sure things will just get worse,' right?

You never know, life is short but it’s wide

I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.

if they make me watch that movie one more time, I will fall down on my knees and beg for mercy

Life is short...eat desert first!