My arms flew up of thier own accord knoking my bag down. I grabbed hold of the desk to keep myself from falling down.

You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam." You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.

I've learned that the universe doesn't care what our motives are, only our actions. So we should do things that will bring about good, even if there is an element of selfishness involved. Like the kids at my school might join the Key Club or Future Buisness Leaders of America, because it's a social thing and looks good on their record, not because they really want to volunteer at the nursing home. But the people at the nursing home still benefit from it, so it's better that the kids do it than not do it. And if they never did it, then they wouldn't find out that they actually liked it.

My arms flew up of thier own accord knoking my bag down. I grabbed hold of the desk to keep myself from falling down.

if they make me watch that movie one more time, I will fall down on my knees and beg for mercy

I'm going to be so normal that when people look up normal in the dictionary, my name will be there.

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.