The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.