Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.

The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

I'd rather go fishing for three years.

What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.