I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

I'd rather go fishing for three years.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years.

What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.