If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

I'd rather go fishing for three years.

What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.