I'm as American as Chevrolet.

If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'

Just call me black, if you want to call me anything.

When you hear the ex-politician tell you that the reason they created the War on Drugs was to get black people and to get hippies...that to me is just as shitty as saying all Mexicans are murderers and rapists. Or all Muslims. That's what I'm paying attention to. And everybody is hedging their bets when it comes to marijuana. The government is sitting on this lie saying it's a gateway drug.

I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she's going to end up looking like me.

We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure.

Really, darling, it's a no-brainer. You know, I understand not everybody is for gay marriage. But if you're not for gay marriage, don't marry a gay person. That's what I say