If You don't like Gay Marriage, Don't Marry a Gay Person.

I'm a big old egotistical baby and that's okay. I can accept it.

I don't believe that there is any good career move or bad career move. I believe there are only the things that make me happy.

I eat eight bags of chips in one sitting, and then nothing for a day or two. I learned that my body thought it was starving, so it would hold on to fat.

The people who can be helping to make movies that have blacks and Latinos and women and all that - that movie doesn't come to you. Because the idea is that there's no place for black movies.

When you hear the ex-politician tell you that the reason they created the War on Drugs was to get black people and to get hippies...that to me is just as shitty as saying all Mexicans are murderers and rapists. Or all Muslims. That's what I'm paying attention to. And everybody is hedging their bets when it comes to marijuana. The government is sitting on this lie saying it's a gateway drug.

If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'