When you say a 'former child star,' you may as well say 'failed child star.

If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.

Being a nerd is not about what you love, it's about how you love it.

I have found that the key to being happy - well, one of the keys, anyway - is to be easily amused.

Be honest. Be kind. Be honorable. Work hard. And always be awesome.

I've done a lot of geeky things in my life, but I think the geekiest of all was my first effort to build props and cosplay, when I was about twelve years-old.

Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.