If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.

One of the things that drives me crazy is the belief in Hollywood that bittorrent exists solely for stealing things.

Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.

Don't let the fear of not pleasing someone stop you from being creative.

I'm so fed up with being told that I'm a bad person because I don't subscribe to the same exact narrow views [Christians] have.

When you say a 'former child star,' you may as well say 'failed child star.

You can’t has,' he whispered softly, 'not yours.