If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.

No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside.

I met [Shatner] on the set of Star Trek V, and he was horrible to me. He was cruel, and dismissive, and treated me the way I understand he treats pretty much everyone who tells him how much they loved him as Captain Kirk.

I spent a lot of my childhood not fitting in, in a lot of different ways.

Being a nerd is not about what you love, it's about how you love it.

Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area.

One of the things that drives me crazy is the belief in Hollywood that bittorrent exists solely for stealing things.