No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside.

I'm going to go talk to some people to see if you could be in the movie because you should be in the movie.

Things every person should have: •A nemesis. •An evil twin. •A secret headquarters. •An escape hatch. •A partner in crime. •A secret identity.

Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.

Some ISPs are blocking all BitTorrent traffic, because BitTorrent can be used to share files in a piratical way. Hollywood lobbying groups are trying to pass laws which would force ISPs to block or degrade BitTorrent traffic, too. Personally, I think this is like closing down freeways because a bank robber could use them to get away.

One of the things that drives me crazy is the belief in Hollywood that bittorrent exists solely for stealing things.

I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.