Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.

Being a nerd is not about what you love, it's about how you love it.

Don't let the fear of not pleasing someone stop you from being creative.

I met [Shatner] on the set of Star Trek V, and he was horrible to me. He was cruel, and dismissive, and treated me the way I understand he treats pretty much everyone who tells him how much they loved him as Captain Kirk.

No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside.

I guess I'm up to about 70% of normal, which is a real relief. My doctor gave me clearance to go out in public again, so I've been able to go to the store and help out a little bit around the house.

When you get a group of kids together, especially boys, the psychology of those kids requires that they find a weak kid or a sensitive kid or a soft kid.