I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

I think with the success of, like, every summer there has been a couple R-rated comedies that have done so well; I think it is so nice to see that people are turning out to see these movies, and it doesn't seem to be as big a stigma with the studios anymore.

When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.