I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

I just had some of the same journalists that panned Electric Circus at the time, they just listened to Universal Mind Control and they loved it. And then they went back to tell me that Electric Circus, if it came out at today, it would've had a different reception. One of them told me, "Hey, man. You need to bring it out again." And I said, "Hey, it's cool. It is what it is."

I think it just came with me evolving as a person and me understanding that it's not right to judge or to say anything derogatory about other people, especially if I don't know them.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal.

If you set up an environment where failing is encouraged then you want to try everything. It's obviously the best way to work.

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.