I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.
Will FerrellThe funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.
Will FerrellBut for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.
Will FerrellBefore you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Will Ferrell