The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life.

I'm in a glass case of emotion

I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.