The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job.

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?