I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece.

I'm a Cancer; I'm music passionate. I like long walks on the beach.

I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer.