I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

It's nice to be in a place where I can be a little more selective, and to be sought out for ideas that I have.

I think 'SNL' was such a unique thing because it was material you created and you're very comfortable with it, even though the setting was pressure-packed.

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.

'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last movie I ever make,' and I could never have predicted that it'd become such a popular film.