I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me and there was a low crime rate where we lived. Maybe that's where the comedy comes from, as some sort of reaction to the safe, boring suburbs.

If you ain't first, you're last!

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!