I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me and there was a low crime rate where we lived. Maybe that's where the comedy comes from, as some sort of reaction to the safe, boring suburbs.

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

Everyone I know who skis is dead.

Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was a kid and I always heard him preach sermons of love and inspiration.

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.