I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that whole world was. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.

If you ain't first, you're last!

By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wanted a show business career, but I was suppressing it.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen