I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.

No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change.