I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer.

I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that whole world was. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'

Everyone I know who skis is dead.

Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.