It's nice to be in a place where I can be a little more selective, and to be sought out for ideas that I have.

But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: 'Hey, I love you, Will.' That really cheers you up. That's a really lovely thing.

When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.