In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day.

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I am a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking mostly Thai food. And a lot of times on movies, you have these trailers that have these little ovens and kitchenettes. A lot of actors never use them, but I would cook lunch just about every day.