When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.