Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I've always associated consciousness with artists like Bob Marley or Joni Mitchell or Bob Dylan. You know, artists that really talked about what was going on in the world and really artists that are timeless.

When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat.