Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?

A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

I think whatever an artist does, it just has to be quality and good. I think the way Kanye's doing what he's doing with the Auto-Tune is actually creative because he just writes good melodies. He just writes good songs. He's just gifted.

I think you can't do any action without in some way paying homage to John Woo. He's the guy who just invented that sort of next level of poetic nasty action.

You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: 'Hey, I love you, Will.' That really cheers you up. That's a really lovely thing.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.