What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?

I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight.

I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.