There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.

Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.