In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama.

I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that.

I'm really an artist of feeling. I like creating things when it feels right.

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!

I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'