I'm a really good swimmer.

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

I've not been able to avoid periods of time where I felt super-lonely. Luckily, I have a side that is able to always see the glass as half-full.

Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life