I'm a really good swimmer.

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much."

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

If you ain't first, you're last!