Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day.

I want to make hip-hop that can use guitars and soul and jazz and just fuse it all together. And I want to make this whole new sound that's going to shock the world. Unfortunately, the masses didn't receive it.

Everyone I know who skis is dead.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I think people don't understand that comedy is an outlet for me. Comedy allows me to get outside of myself, and exercise this thing that is still kind of scary to me.

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.