But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.

Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

I was one of the richest rappers in 2008. But it was definitely a strange feeling.

I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me and there was a low crime rate where we lived. Maybe that's where the comedy comes from, as some sort of reaction to the safe, boring suburbs.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.