But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I think people don't understand that comedy is an outlet for me. Comedy allows me to get outside of myself, and exercise this thing that is still kind of scary to me.

Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was a kid and I always heard him preach sermons of love and inspiration.