I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that whole world was. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'

I think 'SNL' was such a unique thing because it was material you created and you're very comfortable with it, even though the setting was pressure-packed.

I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.