If countries were people, England and France would be old men. Italy would be dead. Compared with them, America is in its 20s.

Tom Jones is like igloo-cool.

Have different people in your fold. Have cross-disciplinary collaborations.

If you want to be a better web hacker, hang out with a painter.

I can like something. You can like something. It's not an absolute.

If my mind's not trying to fix something or create something, I don't know what to do. It just throws me off.

When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.