When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.

But I will wear white - the whitest white! - purest most pristine white! - through the dark terrible days of winter - as no man of our time will ever dare.

Things don’t have to end. They can begin again.

Most of these people who are celebrities now don't do anything to deserve it, so by that fact alone, I don't want to be one.

Music is my therapy and my straitjacket. Music keeps me sane and keeps my mind on something. It's fragile up there.

There are five issues that make a fist of a hand that can knock America out cold. They're lack of jobs, obesity, diabetes, homelessness, and lack of good education.

Likeminded folks shop in the same circles.